I like to say “of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”
The other day I ran to a local store, purchased some necessary items, left, and thought everything was OK.
When I got home, my daughters started asking where was the lead for their mechanical pencils. I told them to look in bag.
They did, then said it wasn’t there.
I made them search again. The response was the same.
I figured it must have fallen out in the car, so I check on the seat and the floor, to no avail.
Then, it dawned it me much more was missing, including a can of starch, which if it were to drop, would probably make a sound I could hear.
There were other items I couldn’t find. Air freshners, suction cups, etc.
The answer was pretty simple by this time: I left a sack at the store.
I returned the next day to inquire about my purchase. I explained to the courtesy clerk my dilemma.
She reached for a big box containing about a handful of bags, including one with a pillow. I saw mine at the bottom of the pile. Using my best recall, I began naming off what was contained within.
I was quickly reunited with my goods, sack and all.
Is there a moral to this tale, you may ask. While I may not remember an all-important appointment, I’ll never forget what I purchase at the store.
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